we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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