I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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