wat bout pragnant strippers??
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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