I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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