You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
