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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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