Only a mothe r could love this liver
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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