Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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