We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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