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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
