You really coming over, don't trick.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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