did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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