You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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