i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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