yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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