His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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