Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She needs sedatives and a leash
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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