thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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