first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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