I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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