she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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