I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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