the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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