your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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