i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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