i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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