Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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