so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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