Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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