So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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