He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
he thought i was a dude.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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