ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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