I just pynch a tree in the face
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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