i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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