4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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