i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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