Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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