This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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