i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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