We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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