so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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