I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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