The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My dad is sitting where you rode me
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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