Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Come on in and take your pants off
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