i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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