why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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