Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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