Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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