You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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