This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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