I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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