Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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