I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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