My nipple is on Facebook.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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