clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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