I'm gonna have a badass scar
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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