ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Randomize
