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I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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