is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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