During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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