You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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