I don't usually arrange sex via text message
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Sext me about skeletons
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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